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asksheoldred:

i think i just misplaced one of my astral coffers……has anyone seen it…?…..

I suggest asking the new guy
he seems to be good at uhhh “borrowing” things

I think a hambeast is what you get when you use witchcraft to fuse a average chicken with 3 boars.

Anonymous

that answers a question

askral:

asknissarevane:

I’m begining to think Gitaxias is asking me these questions just to send me into a blacked out rage..

can I be the first to say, you drew Nissa’s boobs mid-swing in this photo. No wonder he likes them

sarkhan says lqtm

Bolas dislikes goblin meat more then you dislike eating ponies. You should go searching for a hambeast for him.

Anonymous

what is a hambeast?

Greetings mad one. Our resitance could do with some extra dragons to assit our offence. Do you know of anywhere we can recuirt such beasts? However I fear the Goblin's amongst my ranks may be werey of them.

askjorkadeen

goblins plus dragons often result in a lesser amount of goblins you started off with… that and its rare to find a goblin that’s able to share a link with a dragon so that the dragon doesn’t go about eating it save maybe dragons herald… other than that dragons see goblin they think “noms”, and i cant blame them, you can saute a goblin, char broil, bake, make goblin sausage… the skies the limit!

if you really wanna find some dragons tho just dangle a goblin on a stick high enough and they’ll come, if you need any further assistance you know where to find me…

Have you been asked to make any fruit salad lately?

Anonymous

sadly no… but i have stocked up on some ingredients just in case my master called…

Okay, new diet question. List every Non-meat group food you have eaten in the past week?

Anonymous

non meat? i tried this odd meat substitute on a plane i recently visited for fruit salad ingredients, the inhabitants called it Tofu, they promised it to be as edible as any meat i had tasted… they lied… so i burned their village…

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talesofanoptimist:

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT.

do it baby unf

Psh, why the hell not? I’m curious to see what I get.. (Fyeah Anon questions, whoo!)

Oh god… I shouldn’t do this… this…

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askbolas

Yes master as always